Catch up through Session 3
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4 published recaps through Session 3.
Session 0 · Apr 27, 2026
Session Zero
Characters finalized, house rules set: no Neverwinter, no ammo or weight tracking, level cap 6.
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The table and house rules
The table gathered to get the campaign off the ground.
Answered group-relevant questions regarding gameplay, scheduling, etc. Finalized most character information. House rules Owen implemented: not using the Neverwinter location; not tracking ammunition or weight (unless special ammunition or ridiculous weight). Setting: Forgotten Realms, Phandalin region — Dragon of Icespire Peak, D&D 5e (2014 rules), level cap 6.
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The Road to Phandalin
The party forms on the road, takes the Gnomengarde quest, hears the first dragon rumors, and kills a boar at midnight.
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The road, the contract, and the boar
The players met on the road to Phandalin, where Thom made a "friend" named "Friend."
In town, the party talked to a townsperson, checked the quest board, spoke with the Quest Master, and visited the inn. Choosing the Gnomengarde Quest — warn the gnomes about the dragon, with a bonus for bringing back any magical objects — earned them the Quest Master's first mention of dragon rumors. The innkeeper offered limited intel on the gnomes (tinkerers, reclusive), and the party noticed a strange person watching them at the inn. Nothing further at the time — but remember him.
They traveled toward Gnomengarde and camped overnight a few miles out. Sage took first shift; Bean was out like a light; Thom and "Friend" enjoyed their mulled earth. On second shift, Hamish noticed a wild boar, attacked, and missed. The boar ran into camp, where Bean tried attacking, missed, and took damage for her trouble. Barnaby hit it with Dragon's Breath for substantial damage; Sage tried to soothe the boar for a close-up attack (failed), then reluctantly landed the killing blow with an arrow.
The party preserved the boar for food and finished their long rest.
Play resumes the next morning.
Read this scene in the recap →Session 2 · May 15, 2026
Dax Joins
A wounded fighter amid five dead orcs joins the party, Gnomengarde is explored, and Facktoré opens fire.
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Dax joins and Facktoré fires
The party woke and prepared bacon for breakfast. Rut seemed interested in Barnaby and got in his face.
After burying the boar, the party met Dax, a wounded fighter on a similar quest toward Gnomengarde, surrounded by five dead orcs and carrying orc rumors of a dragon in the area. Given food, he cautiously joined the party toward their shared destination — unsure whether joining the group was actually the fastest way to complete his quest.
Inside Gnomengarde, Hamish took an interest in mushrooms growing in the pond and discovered they were being farmed. The party wandered the passageways and found crab-like contraptions sized perfectly for Rut and Bean, then reached the kitchen, where gnomes were preparing mushrooms into oil, bread, and wine. Rut stole a piece of bread; Hamish learned how to harvest mushrooms. The baker told Dax to find the king to complete his quest, kicked Thom in the shins for asking too many questions (a busy woman, after all), and offered a tip to reach the king faster — which the party didn't trust.
Then the party met Facktoré, a crazed gnome eager to test her heavy crossbow ballista on new targets. She immediately shot Thom. Sage and Hamish partially disabled the machine, Thom cast Sleep on the gnome, and Dax tied her up. Bean found her bag of 10 gold — her favorite!
Barnaby carried Facktoré and Bean to the entrance they'd been directed to and were met by several gnomes, less concerned about Thom's bleeding and more worried about their crazy friend all tied up. Poor Facktoré! During a heated argument about letting a lunatic operate heavy weaponry, Rut freed her — and she promptly screeched and ran away.
Read this scene in the recap →Session 3 · May 18, 2026
The Mimics
A paranoid king, a bound queen, a goopy rope bridge, and two very real mimics. The contract is delivered.
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The mimics and the king's reply
Deeper into Gnomengarde:
Slime found on the throne room floor, headed toward a door. A hidden passageway in the throne room, and a peephole into the King's chambers — where the Queen was tied up and the King was touching everything, paranoid about a mimic. Disabled a blade trap. Exited to a cave opening and a rope bridge with goop hanging from the ropes. Encountered some guards; Thom reassured them that mimics can't turn into people. Entered a storage room — chandelier, tables, barrels, and two side paths — and fought two mimics. The party won.
Business concluded: the contract from the Guildmaster was delivered to King Korboz, and a sealed envelope from the King was given to Dax — proof of the completed trade.
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